Seed

Mild humorous value

• "I'll hang my head out the window and pant like a dog." -- Jascha
• "I lose my tail by... walking too fast!" -- Jascha
• "The Americans have bicycle technology!" -- Pete
• "You make up some witty comment about syphilis." -- Jon
• "All night she needed your help?" -- Brad
• "We're wondering whether this is the kind of scam where you get beaten or shot."

  "I never got beaten or shot. Well, I got beaten... badly. But I never got shot." -- David and Jascha

• "Let's change `bless me' to `I f*cked Mina too.'" -- Brad
• "I try not to sweat too obviously." -- Colin
• "I need a small boy no one will miss." -- Brad