February 28, 2003

Chapter One

Our first campaign map, complete with traditional red line. Indiana Jones, watch out.

[Chapter One Map]

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February 25, 2003

Wherein we run away really fast

  • "What, no Museum of How to Kill As Many People In As Short a Time As Possible?"
    "I did say, Museum of Germanic Technology." -- Brad & Jon
  • "One thing you can say for the German Army -- they do know how to make shoes."
    "And this is what finally clues me in that he's gay." -- Pete & Brad
  • "It looks like I just traded my walk-on part in the war for a lead rôle in a cage." -- Brad, channelling Floyd
  • "For my new gift, maybe I'll take Doom Cock." -- Pete.
  • "I ought to mention, I got that out of Stormtroopers of Satan, which is . . . not regarded as reliable."
    "I did notice there was no bibliography . . ."
    "Yeah, when I say I don't make this stuff up . . ." -- Jon & Jascha(?)

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February 17, 2003

Mild humorous value

  • "I'll hang my head out the window and pant like a dog." -- Jascha
  • "I lose my tail by... walking too fast!" -- Jascha
  • "The Americans have bicycle technology!" -- Pete
  • "You make up some witty comment about syphilis." -- Jon
  • "All night she needed your help?" -- Brad
  • "We're wondering whether this is the kind of scam where you get beaten or shot."

    "I never got beaten or shot. Well, I got beaten... badly. But I never got shot." -- David and Jascha

  • "Let's change `bless me' to `I f*cked Mina too.'" -- Brad
  • "I try not to sweat too obviously." -- Colin
  • "I need a small boy no one will miss." -- Brad
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