Seed

Chapter One

Our first campaign map, complete with traditional red line. Indiana Jones, watch out.

Wherein we run away really fast

• "What, no Museum of How to Kill As Many People In As Short a Time As Possible?"
  "I did say, Museum of Germanic Technology." -- Brad & Jon
• "One thing you can say for the German Army -- they do know how to make shoes."
  "And this is what finally clues me in that he's gay." -- Pete & Brad
• "It looks like I just traded my walk-on part in the war for a lead rôle in a cage." -- Brad, channelling Floyd
• "For my new gift, maybe I'll take Doom Cock." -- Pete.
• "I ought to mention, I got that out of Stormtroopers of Satan, which is . . . not regarded as reliable."
  "I did notice there was no bibliography . . ."
  "Yeah, when I say I don't make this stuff up . . ." -- Jon & Jascha(?)

Mild humorous value

• "I'll hang my head out the window and pant like a dog." -- Jascha
• "I lose my tail by... walking too fast!" -- Jascha
• "The Americans have bicycle technology!" -- Pete
• "You make up some witty comment about syphilis." -- Jon
• "All night she needed your help?" -- Brad
• "We're wondering whether this is the kind of scam where you get beaten or shot."

  "I never got beaten or shot. Well, I got beaten... badly. But I never got shot." -- David and Jascha

• "Let's change `bless me' to `I f*cked Mina too.'" -- Brad
• "I try not to sweat too obviously." -- Colin
• "I need a small boy no one will miss." -- Brad